How To Impersonate a Teenage Girl

Everything that you need to know about in order to successfully pass yourself off as a teenage girl.

reblog if your name isn’t Ashley.

kintrafim:

comeinwiththarain:

immortal-goldfish:

skadiyoko:

pastassassins:

2,121,566 people are not Ashley and counting!

We’ll find you Ashley.

This post is scandalous.

reblogging because ashley cant. 

If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Ashley.

I couldn’t not reblog…

(Source: whiskey-and-cowgirl-boots, via slothvevo)

illumnus:

hoohoohello:

illumnus:

The job hunt isn’t going very well. 

try eastern europe

okay


well i know where i’m moving

exactable:

I wish I could illegally download clothes

if this were possible i would own all of francesca’s

(Source: exactable, via spork)

self esteem is a switch; it’s on or it’s off

wipemyassbutt:

don’t even talk to me about les mis unless u wanna hear pained yelling and loud singing

basically

(Source: kierenwalkerc, via thealrightcatsby)

haim is so beautiful and talented girl crush xx

jaclcfrost:

things to not show in school

  • weakness
  • emotions
  • a pack of gum

(via dylanohcryin)

cockringtoss:

hearing teachers swear keeps me young

(via dylanohcryin)

stormerinaction:

i-imagine-i-believe:

b-astilledan:

[x]

voldedan
dandemort

this fandom

the summer paradox: more free time to stay up, and more free time to sleep for half a day