How To Impersonate a Teenage Girl

Everything that you need to know about in order to successfully pass yourself off as a teenage girl.

peopledontalwayssuck:

sktagg23:

It’s the first time someone has ever fallen off the Forbes's billionaires list because of how much they donated to charity.
stunningpicture:

Parenting Win

taliabobalia:

my ascent into adulthood

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(via perks-of-being-chinese)

spork:

when there’s a group of your friends hanging out and youre like trying to join the conversation but dont know howimage

(via riyal)

foxxycleopatra:

"i can’t figure out this problem"

teacher: use your head

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(via chocolaty)

onlinepunk:

my friend rachel isn’t ticklish whatsoever and when i asked her why she isn’t she told me “one day i just chose not to be ticklish anymore” and that’s why i am terrified to death of my friend rachel

(Source: frankenpunk, via urbancatfitters)

geekishchic:

nuuku:

turtle-ambulance:

fun fact: “nolo” is latin for “do not want” so if someone says yolo you can say nolo and they’ll think its just a stupid comeback but in all actuality you’re speaking latin which is classy as shit so haha the jokes on them

and it means “(you’re) embarrassing” in finnish so it’s double joke on them

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i needed to know this last year

(Source: snickerpoodles, via textpost-vault)

softmikus:

yeah good grades are cool and all but have you ever had a good night sleep

(Source: sylvehun, via bunsen)